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September 20, 2014 at 8:16pm
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mrozna:

milkscab:

haus-of-ill-repute:

Squirrel being fed by a marionette of an old lady being controlled by an old lady. My life is complete   

Life goals


#scroll out#reveal the giant squirrel pulling her strings

mrozna:

milkscab:

haus-of-ill-repute:

Squirrel being fed by a marionette of an old lady being controlled by an old lady. My life is complete   

Life goals

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8:13pm
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ibadbitch:

sloppy-toppy:

bile11:

I just spit all over my phone I’m not playin

Lmaooooo

Me all the time

ibadbitch:

sloppy-toppy:

bile11:

I just spit all over my phone I’m not playin

Lmaooooo

Me all the time

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o-dawgtheinvincible:

sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE."

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7:42pm
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feeble-lion-turtle:

when someone says ‘toxic’ in chemistry

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imessageworld:

basically 

imessageworld:

basically 

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nudqe:

"white people can’t danc-"

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"white people can’t twer-"

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7:38pm
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thedorkiestviking:

papadaftpunk:

american sex education be like

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UI JUST SPIT OUT MY JUICE

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7:38pm
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top-model:

damn, tyra. you might as well just write “i fuckin hate u” on the paper and give her that.

top-model:

damn, tyra. you might as well just write “i fuckin hate u” on the paper and give her that.

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dogwithhat:

My brothers toothbrushes over the past month
Why is he so angry

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