Squirrel being fed by a marionette of an old lady being controlled by an old lady. My life is complete
I just spit all over my phone I’m not playin
Me all the time
Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension
- "Make me",
- "oh really",
- "is that so"
"What’s in it for me?"
"The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE."
when someone says ‘toxic’ in chemistry
"white people can’t danc-"
"white people can’t twer-"
american sex education be like
UI JUST SPIT OUT MY JUICE
damn, tyra. you might as well just write “i fuckin hate u” on the paper and give her that.