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July 12, 2014 at 4:41am
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weloveshortvideos:

Guy’s Review of Right Guard Deodorant Ends Unexpectedly

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4:39am
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paulsgroovypalace:

when they say simpons did it already

they’re not fucking kidding

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4:36am
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awidesetvagina:

this is still the best story ever told at a talk show

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4:33am
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leaveyourkeyinthemailb0x:

"im not a feminist"

image

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4:33am
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4:32am
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It comes with 2 subwoofers 

It comes with 2 subwoofers 

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4:32am
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thetalkingpoltergeist:

myotpisgay:

mycaterpie:

eduardo-:

losertakesall:

anglepoiselamp:

Most marine mammals are very flexible because they are made of 99% blorp.

Blorp.

Science. 

what the fuck is the last 1%

1% squish

blorp.

thetalkingpoltergeist:

myotpisgay:

mycaterpie:

eduardo-:

losertakesall:

anglepoiselamp:

Most marine mammals are very flexible because they are made of 99% blorp.

Blorp.

Science.

what the fuck is the last 1%

1% squish

blorp.

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juspeczyks:

Remember limewire

Remember sometimes getting the song you were actually looking for and sometimes getting an mp3 of bill clinton saying that he didn’t have sexual relations with that woman instead

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4:31am
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I never fucking said that

— 

Buddha, Gandhi, The Dalai Llama, Marilyn Monroe, Audrey Hepburn, Oscar Wilde, Sylvia Plath, Justin Bieber and everyone else probably (via buddhabrot)

Who added Justin Bieber in there. He is nowhere near as important as those people… jusayin.

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4:31am
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dietcrush:

my friend’s dog was sick and couldn’t get up so they were gonna put him down and as his final supper they got him a big mac and when the dog smelled it he shot up and ate it in one bite and lived for three more years

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4:31am
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stuning:

poopflow:

maliciousmelons:

imagine if they named a disease after your url

oh god

i think i have my disease ://

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4:30am
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romangodfrey:

lesreichenbachfinn:

so today my mom was being all momish and she was like “what if we turned our house into a bed and breakfast” and I was like ummm yeah except there are literally no empty rooms in our house and she was like “we could convert the basement” so

I made a brochure 

image

if you book now we will also install working lights

I FORGOT ABOUT THIS POST

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4:29am
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why-not-fabulous:

what am i doing with my life?

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4:29am
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July 10, 2014 at 3:29pm
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Reblogged from woodmeat

woodmeat:

*walks past a mirror*

*walks back*

you got kik?

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